the look on your face is delicate

take this sinking boat and point it home

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nedafish:

shutupmerlin:

I don’t understand why tampon ads always show girls on their period like dancing and wearing white skirts and making out with someone and stuff. 

Surely a more effective advertising campaign would be a bunch of girls in various states of misery

Like, curled over in bed going WHHHHY and eating chocolates on the couch and sobbing at the end of The Notebook and getting angry at not being able to open a jar and crying when the cat doesn’t want to cuddle

Followed by ‘We understand. We’re sorry. Let us make it a little less awful.’  

And the wrapping shouldn’t be like pink with polka dots, it should be dinosaurs stepping on buildings and stuff 

Yes thank you.

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In third grade:
Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School:
Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School:
Please don't write in cursive
College:
If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

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Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

transponsters:

creeper harry alert
AHHHHH I’M SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW
niall is trapped
the gay
CRYIGNDSFA
lol icu hands all over harry’s ass
oops you ruined my life?
SO MANY FEELINGS
except less boobs more robb pls
MATH IS FOR COOL PEOPLE
your face offends me
excuse you
you perfect idiots
epic
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gfbhenkjsmfjh

(Source: demonicrosebush, via danceanthems)

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Tom Hiddleston:
Hi
Me:
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Police:
so she just died?
Tom Hiddleston:
Basically
This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
and then he'd translate it into five different languages
and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.
And then apologise for eating during the conversation, and then make some sort of charming sexual innuendo about it.
And then he'd rap Will Smith's "Miami."

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